Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
where are my eyebrows?
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