id be glad to
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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