This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
