you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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