Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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