so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I touched a dick in church today
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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