whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
MIDGETS
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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