Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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