i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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