who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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