so that wasnt chicken after all
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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