just tell him i said nine months
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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