are you so shy because you have an std?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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