i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
