He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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