I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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