rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
is it fun? or sober?
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