I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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I love having hate sex.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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