Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
my liver is dry heaving
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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