id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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