i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
How external is "for external use only"?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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