I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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