Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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