I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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