His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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