I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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