I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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