I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Randomize
