i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
