i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
