but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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