Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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