You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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