Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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