so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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