she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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