Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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