Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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