Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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