and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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