Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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