You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
do nipples grow back?
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