yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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