Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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