Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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