just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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