We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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