Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Green mimosas i think yes
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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