Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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