yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
