There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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