If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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