I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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